Category Archives: Writing

Current Competitions You May Like to Enter

Are you ready to offer something you’ve written to the greater public?  It’s a bit painful at times to send our literary children out into the world to seek their fortunes.  I admit it’s something I’m not particularly good at.  However, I occasionally do get the urge to share, and when I do, competitions are usually my first port of call.  My feeling is that competitions pay well, they make it easier to get published in magazines, and make an impressive contribution to one’s writing credentials.  Here are some competitions, two Australian and one international, upcoming in the next months.

The ABR Elizabeth Jolley Short Story Prize is here.
The Alan Marshall Short Story Award can be found here.
Aesthetica is a British magazine, its short story and poetry competition is here.

These prizes have varied requirements in terms of word count, and range from 300 pounds to 3000 dollars prize money.  Entering competitions gets quite expensive, and it is a bit of a crap shoot, so don’t bother sending anything unless it’s your absolute best work.  That’s my motto, at least.  Good luck!

John Updike’s Grace

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For a long time I’ve meant to write something about John Updike.  It’s not like I’m an expert or anything.  I haven’t even read that many of his books (just Marry Me, Rabbit Run, short stories, and the collected Maples Stories.)  That’s not a lot at all considering his output.   And his work isn’t even my favourite.  I have to say, some of it I didn’t even like (not that liking or not means anything, per se.)  What I’m trying to say is, his writing has had a profound effect on me.

Last year I read the Maples Stories and was astonished.  I wish I owned a copy so I could include some of my favourite quotes.  But anyway, that would be misleading.  It’s not the wittiness of it.  It’s something much deeper.  It took me ages to figure out what.

John Updike was to his death a Christian believer.  It’s quite ironic really.  Adulterous episodes are studded throughout his work like raisins in a Christmas pudding!  Despite this, there is something abidingly spiritual about his work, and it is the thing I admire most.  I would describe it as the kindness he shows toward his characters.  I admit, don’t know quite how he accomplishes it.  I feel it when I’m reading, this love he has toward them.  And I mean, all of them.  It’s all so even-handed.  And of course it is most noticeable with the main characters, laid bare in all their keenly observed weaknesses and selfishnesses.  I would go as far as to say the tone of it is a God-like magnanimity.

Did you ever read (or write) something in which certain of the characters were “set up” to be the bad guys?  Deliberately exaggerated, exposed, put in a corner?  I’ve noticed it feels kind of ugly to write/read these now.  It seems unjust.  Dishonest, even.  It’s like the writer is that kind of God-on-High many have as their default-setting God, the old long-bearded guy, who loves flinging thunderbolts of judgement in our directions.

Right now you’re thinking “Is this lady a kook or what? We are talking fiction here!”  Yes, it is fiction, true.  But what I’m saying is, I think John Updike demonstrated there is a higher way of telling a story.  If we’re completely fair, benevolent, generous, and open to all our characters, we offer the gift of seeing the world and its citizens in that same way to our readers.  Even if just during the experience of reading.  And, besides that, it feels so good to read.  It’s like a little gift of grace.  And the nice thing is, you don’t even have to be a Christian to get the effect.  So anyway, that’s what I got from John Updike.  And I want to finish by saying, Thanks John, for all you did.

On Oxygen Masks

Have you ever been on a plane during a crisis and had the oxygen masks deploy?  I have.  It was a morning flight between Perth and Bangkok…the cabin de-pressurised and we had to rapidly descend and divert to Singapore.  In the surreality of the moment as the squid-like coils of oxygen masks dropped I looked over and saw two men I recognised from the airport lounge.  At eight in the morning, looking half-cut from an all-night farewell party, they’d headed straight for the bar and got stuck into a round or two of pre-flight vodkas with orange juice.  Now, as the plane shook violently in the descent, they were sweating and pale, clinging to each other.  Flight attendants ran up and down the aisle, oxygenating themselves with portable tanks, while they assisted anyone in trouble, like parents with young children.

At the time I didn’t have children, but I’d always felt suspicious while watching past safety demonstrations of the advice, “put your own oxygen mask on first.”  I had a feeling that, in a crisis, that would not be the intuitive choice a parent would make.  Now I do have children, and, after years of surviving a variety of small to medium sized crises I think I have finally got the message.  Put your own mask on first.

So the school year has started and since we’re doing home-education again this year, what am I doing to keep oxygenated?  A few new things.  The kids are doing some classes outside of home, that takes the pressure off a bit.  Also, I’ve got us organised with diaries and journals.  The journals are for thoughts/goals/plans/ideas, and the diaries are for making those happen.  One of my goals is to finish the children’s book I’m writing and illustrating.  I always feel better when I have a plan.

I would say the most important thing I’m doing this year is putting an emphasis on getting my health sorted out.  I’m on a quest to regain sensible eating and exercise habits, and to enjoy doing it.  So far it’s going great.  I’m following the Paul McKenna program, “I Can Make You Thin,” which sounds daggy as hell, but is not.

Does all this sound like writing is only playing a small part in my life these days? At the moment, I would say yes.  And blogging, as you may have noticed, has dropped even lower in priority than that.  But sometimes that’s just the way it is, right?  You get your oxygen mask on, and once you’re breathing again…